My Little Pony or Porn Star Quiz

We feel in need of a little friday afternoon fun so have provided this mind boggling quiz for you to while away the rest of the afternoon.

She has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and she’s completely naked. Are we discussing here a star of one of the approximately four hundred thousand single-, double-, and triple-X-rated films out there, or one of the approximately four hundred thousand different “My Little Ponies” they flooded toy stores with in the Eighties?

That’s what we’re here to find out. Below is a list of names. Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call. 

The names : 1. Sweetie Pie 2. Heart Throb 3. Misty Rain 4. Lucky Star 5. Ruby Lips 6. Cherry Treats 7. Honey Rose 8. Daisy Sweet 9. Sunshine Blue 10. Love Melody 11. Chocolate Delight 12. Green Eyes

 Answers below

 

 

 

Answers : Sweetie Pie Appears in “Breastman’s American Butt Search”. Not a Pony. Heart Throb This one’s a “So-Soft” Pegasus Pony. Not a porn star. Misty RainWell, there is a pony connection: she starred in “Tracey at the Sex Derby”, as well as “Strap-On Sally”, “Foot Fetish Fantasies #2”, “The XXX Files”. Lucky Star Porn star. Star of “Pure Milk #2”. I’m guessing it’s not as wholesome as it sounds. Ruby Lips Starred with her sister in … no, wait, this one’s actually a My Little Pony! Cherry Treats This was a “Sweetberry Pony”. Apparently it smelled like cherries. Honey RoseHoney appeared in “Lethal Squirt”. Nice. Daisy Sweet Easy… or misleading? Nope, plain easy. This was another Little Pony with a scent. This time, it was perfume. Sunshine Blue Another easy one. This sweet Little Pony starred in… “Fresh Flesh”?? Nope, this one’s a porn star. Love Melody This is a tricky one. She’s actually one of the “Twice as Fancy” Ponies, though it’s hard to think of a more stereotypically porn-star-sounding name. Chocolate Delight Chocolate Delight does it with a straw, baby, because Chocolate Delight… is a “Soda-Sippin’ Pony”, apparently. Ok, so this is a more porn-star-sounding name than Love Melody. Green Eyes Another tricky one. This was actually a porn star who featured in “Hispanic Heatwave”. Sounds so innocent, doesn’t she?

High score?If you did better than 9 out of 12, I’m guessing you’re probably either a porn-lover who actually reads the credits (I’m impressed!) or a My Little Pony collector (you sicko)

Adapted from the excellent Brunching Shuttlecocks ‘Toys’ page at http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-pornorpony.html

NB; Some of the toys mentioned here are not actually My Little Ponies at all, but a strikingly similar product made by Hasbro. I briefly considered adding a “My Little Pony, My Pretty Pony, or Porn Star?” section to the quiz, but quickly rejected the idea on the assumption that if it truly matters to you whether or not the toys were My Little Pony or My Pretty Pony, you’re probably fairly serious about miniature plastic ponies, and you’re not going to find this quiz at all amusing anyway.